Dick Soap (life size - well depends I guess.....)

This life sizee dick soap comes complete with a rope!
Fuck,  external use only please!!!   (yes, I'm looking at you sis)

Ingredients: Aqua Glycerine Sodium Stearate Sorbitol Sodium Laurate Propylene Glycol Sodium Laureth Sulfate Goats Milk Sodium Lauryl Sulfate Sodium Chloride Stearic Acid Lauric Acid Titanium Dioxide Pentasodium Pentetate Tetrasodium Etidronate.