We have the perfect gift for your best mate this Xmas.
Approx 1.7 kilos of massive Schlong. It's literally bigger than my head. This impressive soap is handmade and with any oversized pork sword there may be slight imperfections.
This is an external soap, so don't get too excited.
Due to size, please allow a few days for your very own giant ding dong to be poured and hardened.
If sending direct to recipient, we highly suggest we porn up your box - see our candle extras to add this free option.
Ingredients: Aqua, Glycerine, Sodium Stearate, Sorbitol, Sodium Laurate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Goats Milk, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Stearic Acid, Lauric Acid, Titanium Dioxide, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etidronate.