PLEASE NOTE:: WE HAVE BEEN SLAMMED WITH ORDERS. PLEASE ENSURE TO ALLOW EXTRA PRODUCTION TIME $9.95 Flat Rate Shipping. Free Shipping on orders over $150.00. - Current production time" Approx 7-14 days.

Shipping and order information


Flaming Profanities is a hand made business located in Rural Qld (Jimboomba 4280).

Production times:  Our standard production time on your order is approx 14 business days.  Plus delivery.   
Please note, during busy times and high volume order periods this can increase.   We work our asses off,  please be mindful we are a hand made business.  We do not import mass produced shit.

Shipping methods:  We ship via Couriers Please,  Fastway and Austraila Post.   Whom we select is dependent on delivery times, costs and weight of parcel. If you have a preference,  please let us know.   If you use a PO box, your delivery will come with Australia Post.
- majority of our parcels require a signature on delivery.   Some Australia Post parcels are safe dropped.  Please let us know if you prefer a signature.
- If you are not in attendance at time of delivery,  the courier will leave a calling card for you to arrange redeliver.   Or advise you of their pick up location.   If you have not contacted them within their stated time frame the parcel will be returned to us.   We are happy to resend but further delivery charges will apply.  If there is an error with the input of delivery address,  we will resend at no cost of course.

Returns:   We accept returns of faulty goods within 30 days of purchase.  However we request you advise us of fault immediately.  Email with photos and we will organise a replacement as soon as possible (production times may occur).
Return of goods (non faulty and change of mind) will incur return shipping charges.  At cost price.

Non-receipt of goods:

We are a friendly bunch here,   and we love good fucking customer service.   If your parcel has gone AWOL,   we like to remedy quickly.   We will always replace promptly.   Have a chat to us. :D

Order Cancellations.
If you require a cancellation of your order we reserve the right to charge a 10% restocking fee at our discretion. 
Return of goods (non faulty and change of mind) will incur return shipping charges.  At cost price.