About the Flaming
Well, well, well. Looks like you’ve stumbled upon the baddest, raddest online shop in all of Oz
– Flaming Profanities.
If you’re a fan of all things Aussie, all things quirky, and all things that make you laugh out loud,
then you’ve come to the right place.
We’re a team of misfits and oddballs who are passionate about two things: swearing and making cool sh*t. And boy, do we make some seriously kickass stuff. All of our products are proudly Australian made and designed, so you can show off your love for this great country while also being the envy of all your mates.
But let’s be real, what really sets us apart is our irreverent sense of humour. We’re not afraid to tell it like it is, and we’re definitely not afraid to drop a few F-bombs along the way. If you’re easily offended, you might want to mosey on over to a different website. But if you’re a bit of a rebel, a lover of sarcasm, and a fan of inappropriate jokes, then you’re going to feel right at home here.
We’ve got something for everyone. Need a gift for your nan’s 80th birthday? We’ve got you covered. Looking for a way to spice up your home decor? Check out our range of unique, colourful, and hilarious prints. Want to make a statement with your fashion choices? Our tees and hats will help you do just that.
We don’t take ourselves too seriously, but we do take our products seriously. Everything we make is of the highest quality, and we stand behind it 100%. We want you to be just as excited about our products as we are, so we put our heart and soul into every single thing we make.
So, if you’re ready to add a little bit of sass, a little bit of edge, and a whole lot of profanity to your life, then Flaming Profanities is the place for you. Welcome to the wild, wonderful world of Flaming Profanities, you bloody legend.
See below for our super important, highly valued team members.